I wanted to be a lawyer because of her 😂

I wanted to be a lawyer because of her 😂

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This Commercial Is Amazing. I Work At An Under Armour Store And We Got To See This Commercial Way Before They Showed It On Tv And Everyone Was Speechless Except One Dude. He Was All Like “What The Hell? Why The Fuck Would They Make A Ballet Commercial?

All I Wanted Was A Treat, And You Wouldn’t Give It To Me! Just One Treat! Just One Treat! 😂 Oh My Gawdd

My Heart Melted 😭

It Is The Same Rain You Loved That Drowned You.

Seriously.

Tumblr Is Like Hogwarts.

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If You Ate My Pussy Please Don't Ever Try To Disrespect Me. Nigga I Fed You.

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Smileandbeavillain: Cookie Monster Asks The Most Important Questions Of Our Time. [X]

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