buzzfeedgeeky: tastefullyoffensive: by Jim Benton It took two of us multiple minutes to figure out this joke.

buzzfeedgeeky: tastefullyoffensive: by Jim Benton It took two of us multiple minutes to figure out this joke.

Moxieracer: We Are The Crystals Gems!!!

Everydaylouie: Bon Voyage, Pig

Palomas Albinas

Nickiecharles: So I Take It Everybody’s Grandparent/Parent Uses That Danish Cookie Can To Store Sewing Supplies? How Comforting To Know It’s Universal.

In My Blood

Romy7

Never Enough Rope

If You Want Peace, Prepare For War.

Wish List

Sex-Lies-And-Bowties: My Booty Take A Bite

Blazed Eyes, Empty Hearts.

Ojiisanholic: Facingthewaves: “I Want To Speak To A Manager,” The Middle-Aged Woman Said In Her Stern I-Used-To-Be-A-Soccer-Mom-Ten-Years-Ago Voice, Looking Down At Me Over The Top Of Her Gucci Reading Glasses. A Wicked Grin Split Across My Face