Fatdickstyles: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Girls Can’t Find Their Hairclip, But They Remember What You Said Exactly 2 Yrs Ago At 2:13Am Can’t Find A 2Mm Piece Of Metal Usually Colored Brown That Blends Into Everything But Remembers When You Said Something
fasterfood: imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and
