badjokesbyjeff: A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said“I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady : “I need it to poison

badjokesbyjeff: A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said“I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady : “I need it to poison

Sparrow-Va:o-Lanterns:cmon Child Safety Lid You Know It&Amp;Rsquo;S Me

Hatingongodot:johnathan-Armanithan:thememedaddy: Me Irl

Foxgorldick/Pizzasoldier

Imlizy:r2D2Swearbeeping: Zareleonis:i Hate This 😹 Eating Square With My Evil Son

Mummynapkin:

Skittypilled:my Ribs Hurt So Bad This Keeps Getting Funnier

Two-Wizards-In-A-Trench-Coat:theinkedfoxsl:neotrances:eughhis Shoes???

Infinite Borzoi Doodle

Urfavhatesterfs:sonic The Hedgehog Hates Terfs!

Jorongbak:i Am Pleasantly Surprised To Find Out That Dads Wearing Sandals With Socks Is A Universal Thing&Amp;Ldquo;And Have You Forgotten Nail- How Old Is He-&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;I Said Shut Up.&Amp;Rdquo;

Cordeliaflyte:she Fucked That Old Woman #Feminism

Horseblob:horseblob:runs Up To You And Runs Youp To You And Runs Uspto You Andhope This Helps

Ranked_Girls Rapunzel