gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking

gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking

Afternoonranger: I Was Walking To History Class And Saw An Egg In A Water Fountain I Don’t Understand Why Or How But I Wish It The Best Of Luck On It’s Journey

Toxicwinner: If There Were Only Girls Everywhere Everything Would Be So Easy And Pleasant. I Could Walk My Dog At 3Am And Probably Get A Juice Cos Juice Bars Would Be Open Cos All Girls Would Take Their Dogs On Night Walks It Would Be Like A Normal Thing

Prostitourettes: Why Cant I Just Plug Myself Into A Charger

⚡️My Dear, We’re Slow Dancing In A Burning Room💀

Green-Satan: Milkybabie: I Was In Love With This Boy Once So I Started To Beat Him Up Everyday But People Thought We Were Rough Housing Bc Boys Can’t Like Each Other And One Day I Was Like “Dude I Like You A Lot But I Can’t Cope With My Feelings

Nosdrinker: We’re Gonna Be Weird Adults

0Lympicstupiditygoldmedalist: Olympicstupiditygoldmedalist: Seeing A Tumblr Url That Is Almost Completely Like Yours.

Spermbanker: Sometimes I Get Distracted By My Own Cleavage Like… Nice…….

Deum0S: Wehhhhh

Deum0S: Selfie Sunday Haha

Spacious-Infinity: Lovejoyjohnlock: Daniel-Rosenfeld: Sunbleached-Jacket: C-A-Bergamot: Redbloodedamerica: Liberallogic101: #Commoncore This Is How The Government Gets The Unemployment Rate. What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit. What “Progressive”

Perspectave: I Can’t Wait Until I’m Older And Have A Serious Relationship Like Think Of How Much Fun That Would Be Every Single Night Would Be Like A Sleepover With Your Best Friend And You Could Make Pancakes At 3 In The Morning And Uncontrollably

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