shittyidea: Flip your condoms inside out when you’re done to get twice the use

shittyidea: Flip your condoms inside out when you’re done to get twice the use

Actuallycrying: I Can’t Believe My Nipples Are Illegal

Jaclcfrost: Here’s A Concept: Me, Riding Your Ceiling Fan Like A Gargoyle. You, Smacking Me With A Broom. Both Of Us Are Yelling

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Mothurs: Doctor: Places Fingers On My Neck To Check Pulse Me: Choke Me Daddy

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Kembracaves: Getting Married On Halloween Would Be Great Because 1) Never Have To Worry About Forgetting The Anniversary 2) Forget Formal Wear, Guests Should Arrive In Costumes 3) Pumpkin Pie Wedding Cake??? 4) Also I’d Want To Toss A Pumpkin Instead

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Missfloridian: As A 19 Year Old, I Oddly Love Target As If I Were A Suburban Mother Of Four

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