Goddamn, It Is True! Operationfailure: Elliotttt: The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Dog. Every English Class I’ve Ever Taken Makes Complete Sense Now…

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Chastity Belt, Schmastity Belt!

Yarrr! Me Loves A Pirate Wench!

Tut Tut, It Looks Like Porn!

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That&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Rain&Amp;Hellip;

Pretty Sure I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Reblogged This, But&Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Hellip;.Definitely Worth Reblogging. Right?

Babygirlsfantasies: Are You Going To Be A Good Little Girl, Or Do You Need To Be Kept On Your Leash Like A Bitch?

Slingin&Amp;Rsquo; Web Juice Everywhere He Goes!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Completely Against The Purchase Of T-Mobile By At&Amp;Amp;T. 1) I Hate At&Amp;Amp;T. Evil Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Get Bigger. 2) I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Lose My T-Mobile Girl. I Have Plans For Her. And Her Womb.

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