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I officially have no money thanks to the wallet theft, but I am spending my last $20.00 on a spicy margarita, my favorite adult beverage. Now you all know.

I officially have no money thanks to the wallet theft, but I am spending my last $20.00 on a spicy margarita, my favorite adult beverage. Now you all know.

I officially have no money thanks to the wallet theft, but I am spending my last

Bone Marrow, Sings Like A Sparrow, Wear It Like A Mouth Sombrero. @Butchertownhall (At Downtown Nashville)

Bone Marrow, Sings Like A Sparrow, Wear It Like A Mouth Sombrero. @Butchertownhall

Time To Be In My Sister&Amp;Rsquo;S Wedding!! #Nashville

Time To Be In My Sister&Amp;Rsquo;S Wedding!! #Nashville

My Sister&Amp;Rsquo;S Wedding Is Going To Be Pretty. (At Cheekwood Botanical Arts And Gardens)

My Sister&Amp;Rsquo;S Wedding Is Going To Be Pretty.  (At Cheekwood Botanical Arts

My Sister And Stepdad Are Ballin. Always. (At Cheekwood Botanical Arts And Gardens)

My Sister And Stepdad Are Ballin. Always.  (At Cheekwood Botanical Arts And Gardens)

The First Dance And Hopefully Not The Last. #Nashville #Marriedsister (At Cantina Laredo)

The First Dance And Hopefully Not The Last. #Nashville #Marriedsister (At Cantina

Solitude For Now. #Nashville @Thompsonhotels #Nashville (At Thompson Nashville)

Solitude For Now. #Nashville @Thompsonhotels #Nashville  (At Thompson Nashville)

We Went A Bit Nuts At @Husknashville Last Night. Good Food, New Friends, Less-New Friends, And Then Saw @Garthbrooks Live Next Door!

We Went A Bit Nuts At @Husknashville Last Night. Good Food, New Friends, Less-New

I Put On A Show For This Guy Hanging In This Condo. He Even Gave Me Two Thumbs Up Afterwards.

I Put On A Show For This Guy Hanging In This Condo. He Even Gave Me Two Thumbs Up

Your Guess: Is She With Her Husband, Boyfriend, Boy Toy, Imaginary Friend, Luggage Serving As Lover, Or Mystery Alien? (At Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport (Msp))

Your Guess: Is She With Her Husband, Boyfriend, Boy Toy, Imaginary Friend, Luggage

I Found The Coliseum (At The Resort At Pelican Hill)

I Found The Coliseum (At The Resort At Pelican Hill)

There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Foam Party Righ Inarh. #Winning (At The Resort At Pelican Hill)

There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Foam Party Righ Inarh. #Winning  (At The Resort At Pelican Hill)

Thanks @Tillymcreese For The Awesome Birthday Gifts! (At Catalina Express Port Of Long Beach)

Thanks @Tillymcreese For The Awesome Birthday Gifts!  (At Catalina Express Port Of

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