I will be married for a week to the first person in my askbox who says "Honey, I'm home."

I will be married for a week to the first person in my askbox who says "Honey, I'm home."

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Bonesorscones: I’m Still Laughing

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Terrorist-Nurse: Me Right Now.

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Phwoarin-Smokinshield: Oh Sweet Jesus! :’)

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Nic0Tine-Kisses: Ughwhut: Earn-Me: A Fucking Men. That’s Not A Man That’s Miley Cyprus Reblogging For The Comment

Someone Once Promised Me A Stripper For One Of My Birthdays. This Is My Request. Seriously, I Will Die So Fucking Happy. &Amp;Lt;3

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