Is the following metaphor sexy?Fuck me like you’re trying to open a clogged drain. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Is the following metaphor sexy?Fuck me like you’re trying to open a clogged drain. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

The Morning After. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Dennis Loved Feeling His Cock Filling His Whore&Amp;Rsquo;S Neck. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: The Best Things In Life Are Free. Be One Of The Best Things In Life. Be Free. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Having A Summer Sandwich At The Beach. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Christina Was Always Anxious Before The Evening Choosing. No Matter How Much Effort She Put Into The Blowjob, Master Always Picked One Of The Bustier Sluts To Share His Bed For The Night. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: If You Tease Him Enough, He&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Loose His Humanity And Fuck You Like A True Beast. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Vacancies Available. Apply For Positions At Rear. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Master Let His Guests Play With Me Before Dinner. They Played Quite A Bit More After Dinner. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: If A Guy Takes You On Vacation, Proper Slut Wetiquette™ Requires That You Make Yourself Available To Him Whenever He Desires And Are At Least 3 Slutpoints© Higher (6 Gutterskank® Levels Lower) Than You Usually Are. This Has The Added Benefit

Owned And Adored. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

A Mouthful And A Smile. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Why Swap Wives When You Can Share Them Instead? 8===D———{ Wetiquette