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How to get into any nightclub: 1. Do this. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

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The Perfect Tank-Top. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Do Both! 8===D———{ Wetiquette

When You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Famous And Rich, You Can Look As Cheap As You Wish. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

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While I Pretty Much No Longer Wear Goth Gear, I Still Find It Beautiful. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

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