iwanttobeafirefly:✶ Firefly ✶ “Keep your cockhole clodesd, slave.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette

iwanttobeafirefly:✶ Firefly ✶ “Keep your cockhole clodesd, slave.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette

&Amp;Ldquo;I Told You To Be Careful Of My Dress! No How Am I Going To Go Back Out There?!&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Not My Problem, Whatever-Your-Name-Is.&Amp;Rdquo; 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

Excuse Me, I Need To Go Powder My Knockers. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

&Amp;Ldquo;I Need You To Paint The Apartment Before My Landlord Gets Here, But I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Really Afford It. Is There Anyway We Can Work It Out?&Amp;Rdquo; 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

If I See A Pole, I Must Dance. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

Observing Nature Is Its Own Reward. A Face Full Of Semen Is Another. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

When You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Imagining Getting Fucked In Zero-G. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

Each Of The Guys Got To Write One Word. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

Lisa Makes Sure To Scrub Both Inside And Out. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

When She Heard The Car, She Finished Securing The Chains And Waited Patiently On The Kitchen Countertop. To Her Suprise, It Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Bobby Who Came In, But Denis. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

Indeed She Is. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

Irobot Have Announced A New Mopping Robot Designed Specifically For Frat Houses. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: If A Woman Is Wearing Nothing But Heels In The Shower, She Is Interested In Coitus. 8===D&Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Mdash;{ Wetiquette