magnispenis: Bro, where’s your briefs? …Still on your bedroom floor. Oh right…

magnispenis: Bro, where’s your briefs? …Still on your bedroom floor. Oh right…

Magnispenis: Great Globs Of Guy Goo Batman!

Magnispenis: Great Package… The Gift That Keeps On Giving… And Cumming.

Magnispenis: Just Look At That Water Spot On The Ceiling. It’s In The Shape Of John Holmes’ Dick. Who Should I Call?

Magnispenis: How The Fuck Should I Know What It Means? Who The Hell Gives You A Cheap Ass Tee Shirt That Says “Next Door” On It? My Brother-In-Law, That’s Who.

Magnispenis: Regardless Of What The Internet Says, Don’t Inject Collagen Into Your Penis. Unless You Want It To Look Like It Got Stuck In A Pool Drain.

Magnispenis: Damn, Fine Time To Have To Fart.

Magnispenis: What Do You Want, Gringo? My Ass? Is That What You Want? This Ain’t No Fuckin’ Taco Bell, Gringo. You Can’t Eat And Get Full On $2. ¿Entiendes?

Magnispenis: Trying To Get A Head In Life By Blowing The Boss.

Magnispenis: Hmmmm, I’ll Take The Good Looking Smooth One With The Big Dick. Oh Wait…

Magnispenis: Why You Sad?… Nobody Will Fuck Me… Jovan, That’s Not True… Yes It Is… Jovan, Move Your Right Foot Out Of The Way And I’ll Prove It To You.

Magnispenis: My Ass Is Starting To Twitch.

Magnispenis: I Thought All Wrestling Matches Ended With Someone Getting Fucked. How Else Do You Determine The Winner?

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