We Walk The Plank With Our Eyes Wide Open

I Normally Post A Softer World Comics Because I Think The Phrasing Is Hilarious, Or Strange, Or Interesting, But This Time I Was So Incredibly Taken With The Actual Series Of Photos That I Had To Post This. Not Huge Into Sexting, Personally.

Two Dolphins Dead After Ingesting Synthetic Heroin [Holy Crap Wtf]

So Do I Fit The Bill, Guys?

Kindanotreally: The Wizard 4Eva He Touched My Breast

Em-Brenn: Gpoyw: Getting My Appendix Removed In An Hour Edition. 1. Emi B I Hope You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Feeling Better 2. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Quietly Happy That I Made The Madeline Reference Thru Text Before I Even Looked At Your Tumblr! Xoxo Sending Happy Thoughts Your

Oh Hey, New People!

Em-Brenn: Kitty &Amp;Amp; Citrus By Albertandmarie This Little Beauty Is On My Work Desk Now Thanks To Rory. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care For Your Mushy Meaning. This Is A Cute-Ass Card. That&Amp;Rsquo;S Right. Cute-Ass.

You've Known It The Whole Time

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Screwed.

Oh, And I Can Officially Tell You

Pennlaw: The Annual Faculty-Staff Bbq Event Was A Zero-Waste Event. Find Out More About Penn’s Green Initiative. A Zero-Waste Event? That Sounds Actually Kind Of Awesome. Can You Imagine If Large Gatherings Like This Took A Little Bit More Time