I'D HIT THAT SO HARD YOU'D HAVE TO MOVE SEVEN YEARS FORWARD IN TIME TO PULL IT OUT

I'D HIT THAT SO HARD YOU'D HAVE TO MOVE SEVEN YEARS FORWARD IN TIME TO PULL IT OUT

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