The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never will. I won’t let it. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never will. I won’t let it. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

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I Rang Up To Cancel All Our Pay Tv - You Know I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Watch Any Of It. They Said They Had To Speak To You Since The Account&Amp;Rsquo;S In Your Name. I Promise You Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Miss It. You&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be So Busy Pleasing Me You Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Moment

No, You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Into My Bed Tonight. I Like The Space While You Sleep On The Floor. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Wait Till He&Amp;Rsquo;S Done To Tell Him About His Attitude Problem. Five Stroke Of The Paddle, Five Dollars, And Write This Line Five Times For Each Item He Ironed:&Amp;Ldquo;I Must Smile When Given The Pleasure Of Doing Ironing For My Wife.&Amp;Rdquo;

No Joke Honey, I Am Going To Give You Exactly What You Want Tonight. You Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Sleeping Much Tonight, I Promise. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Take You Home. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Unlock Your Chastity Belt. After I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Brought You To The Edge Of

I Love This Dream Where He Does All The Housework, Makes Me Come On Demand, And Asks Nothing In Return. It’s So Realistic. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Ooh, Only A Few Hours To Go Darling. Then You Find Out If You Pick The Lucky Cookie. I Advise You To Take Very Small Bites&Amp;Hellip; Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Like To Swallow The Key Now, Honey, Would You? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.

God, You Need To Be Told Not To Vacuum Around Me When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Working?! Get Yourself Locked In The Cage Right Now. And Take Pen And Paper. Your Apology Letter Better Be Good. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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First You Make Me Come In Every Room In Our Mansion. Then You Start On Your Duties Serving Me Forever! God I Love You! Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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