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Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission” did you forget?Get down on the floor and wait for me to come back to punish you.  Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission” did you forget?Get down on the floor and wait for me to come back to punish you.  Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Black Belt In The Marital Art Of Making My Husband Into My Slave&Amp;Hellip;  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Black Belt In The Marital Art Of Making My Husband Into My Slave&Amp;Hellip; 

Now You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Committed To Getting In Shape For Me, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Be The Personal Trainer Of Your Dreams. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Be The Personal Trainer From Hell. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Now You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Committed To Getting In Shape For Me, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Locked Out?? Three Failed Access Attempts On Mr A Jones Bank Account??! Either It&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Hacked Or You Tried To Guess What I&Amp;Rsquo;D Changed Your Bank Password To. For Your Sake I Hope It&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Hacked.  Caption Credit: Uxorious

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Locked Out?? Three Failed Access Attempts On Mr A Jones Bank Account??!

Oh, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Home.   Get On The Floor. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Decided It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Crawling Night.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Home.   Get On The Floor. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Decided It&Amp;Rsquo;S

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None Of These Items Are Acceptable Ways To Spend The Money You Earn For Me.   Your Discretionary Spending Privileges Are Revoked. Bring Me Your Credit Cards And Scissors. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

None Of These Items Are Acceptable Ways To Spend The Money You Earn For Me.   Your

Caption Credit: Contemplating The Divine Source Url: Http://Contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/If-Your-Idea-Of-Oral-Sex-Is-Good.html

Caption Credit: Contemplating The Divine Source Url: Http://Contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/If-Your-Idea-Of-Oral-Sex-Is-Good.html

I Checked Your Spreadsheet This Morning And You Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Weigh Yourself Any Day In The Last Week.   Your Calorie Allowance Is Halved For The Next Week.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I Checked Your Spreadsheet This Morning And You Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Weigh Yourself Any

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Source: Demotivational Posters

I Can See The Way You Are Looking At Me And The Answer Is &Amp;Hellip; Yes! Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T That Make You Happy?Yes You Can Go And Stand In The Corner.   Yes, You Can Hold The Penny Against The Wall With Your Nose For Half An Hour. Yes, You Can Do It Without

I Can See The Way You Are Looking At Me And The Answer Is &Amp;Hellip; Yes! Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Feeling Kind Today. So I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Tell You Not To Ask The Question I Can See In Your Eyes.  I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have The Energy To Punish You For Making Me Say No.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Feeling Kind Today. So I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Tell You Not To Ask The Question

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