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I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode. Remind you of anything? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode. Remind you of anything? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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When I Texted You To Say Get Yourself Home In 7 Minutes, Did It Sound Like I Cared If You Hit Lots Of Red Lights?I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Changed My Mind About What You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Doing For Me Tonight But I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Changed My Mind About What Happens To You. Captio

When I Texted You To Say Get Yourself Home In 7 Minutes, Did It Sound Like I Cared

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No, Hubby, That&Amp;Rsquo;S Not The Way It Works At All.  For Asking For One Of These Notes That&Amp;Rsquo;S Another Week Without Lunch Money.  Better Eat Big Breakfasts Next Week.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

No, Hubby, That&Amp;Rsquo;S Not The Way It Works At All.  For Asking For One Of

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Remember At The Party I Said We&Amp;Rsquo;D Discuss Your Rudeness When We Got Home?It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not A Discussion.   It&Amp;Rsquo;S A $500 Fine And Six Hours Of Ironing Overnight.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Remember At The Party I Said We&Amp;Rsquo;D Discuss Your Rudeness When We Got Home?It&Amp;Rsquo;S

Honey, Will You Zip Me Up Please?And Then Can You Get Back In Your Cage? The Party Is Executives Only. Well They Did Say Partners Welcome But This Will Be So Much More Fun For Both Of Us.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Honey, Will You Zip Me Up Please?And Then Can You Get Back In Your Cage? The Party

Look Into My Eyes And Tell Me If You Think What&Amp;Rsquo;S Going To Happen To You Next Will Be Painful Or Not.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Look Into My Eyes And Tell Me If You Think What&Amp;Rsquo;S Going To Happen To You

Ok This Is Fun But I Can Feed Myself Grapes. Get On With The Housework.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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Striptease Is A Form Of Anticipation.  Here&Amp;Rsquo;S Something For You To Anticipate. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Strip. Then You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Going To Make Me Come. Then I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Punish You.  Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Striptease Is A Form Of Anticipation.  Here&Amp;Rsquo;S Something For You To Anticipate.

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Studying Your Accounts, Mr Jones, And I'm Very Unhappy.  Last Month, For Example, You Bought A Magazine On A Topic That Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Interest Your Wife.  And A Beer.  This Kind Of Profligate Spending Is Completely Unacceptable. 

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Studying Your Accounts, Mr Jones, And I'm Very Unhappy.  Last

Good Thing About You Working For Your Wife Is That We Can Discuss Your Work Mistakes In That Meeting In More Detail At Home Later.  A Lot More Detail. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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