Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world. “Groom, give all your money to your wife for the rest of your life.”“Bride, let him." Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world. “Groom, give all your money to your wife for the rest of your life.”“Bride, let him." Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

It&Amp;Rsquo;S So Romantic That You Want To Write &Amp;Ldquo;100 Rules For Treating My Wife Right&Amp;Rdquo; When We Get To Our Room! I Know It&Amp;Rsquo;S Because I Ordered You To, But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Still Romantic! But Remember, You Get One Word Wrong In Your Rules,

I Thought You Might Think My Wedding Dress A Bit Too Revealing. But Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Worry Hubby, I Can Fix That On Our Honeymoon Since You Are So Worried About Seeing My Skin. I Brought The Blindfold So That You Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Able To See Anything When

I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Believe I Wore This Corset All Day On My Wedding Day. Thank Goodness I&Amp;Rsquo;M Getting Out Of It Now. What Was I Thinking?Oh Yes, I Remember. I Was Thinking I Would Look Amazing And I&Amp;Rsquo;D Have A Valid Reason To Punish You Severely

Ok Hubby, Now We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Alone After The Wedding It&Amp;Rsquo;S Time To Start Kissing Me On My Thighs&Amp;Hellip; Remember What I Told You&Amp;Hellip; Kiss My Thigh, Beg To Serve Me Forever, Recite Slave Rule One&Amp;Hellip; Kiss My Thigh, Beg To Serve Me Forever,

No You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Get To See Them On Your Wedding Night. Hurry Up And Put You Hood On. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Darling, Thanks For Marrying Me Today! I Love You So Much! Now Help Me Get Out Of My Corset. It Was Nice Of Me To Wear It So Tight So Everybody Could Admire My Figure. And I Think It Was Even Nicer To Let You Have Your Corset So Loose So That It Wouldn&Amp;R

Some New Husbands Like To Shave On Their Honeymoon Because It Is Better For Their Wives When They Get Intimate. Not This One. Some New Wives Like To Punish Their Husbands Severely For Any Lapses Because It Is Better For Them When They Get Intimate.

Congratulations, Honey, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Your Wedding Night! What Do You Want To Do Now?Oh Sorry, I Forgot. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care What You Want To Do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

How Many Balloons In This Photo? Imagine Them All Exploding. If You Make Me Explode That Many Times On Honeymoon I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Consider Unlocking You And Letting You Explode. Consider It, Obviously You Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want Me To Promise. Caption Credit:

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Husband, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Time To Crawl To Your Honeymoon Destination. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.

Honey, You Ask That Again On Our Honeymoon And It Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Be The First Month Of Your Marriage Without Sex, It Will Be The First Year. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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