Your girlfriend is quite lucky that her girlfriend isn’t requesting anything more valuable.

Your girlfriend is quite lucky that her girlfriend isn’t requesting anything more valuable.

It’s Great To Have An Intelligent, Well-Informed Girlfriend.

And If You Didn’t Stare, You Insulted Her.

It Wasn’t A Complete Lie: You’ll Still Learn How To Become A Great Lover.

It’s Probably Just An Urban Legend. And Even If Not, It’s Probably Unrelated To Her.

Mimas Is A Moon With A Very Prominent Crater, So It’s Ideally Suited To Put Something There And Be Able To Retrieve It Later Without Going Around Wondering “Where Did I Put That Damned Thing”: It’s Obviously In The Middle Of The Crater.

Did Girls Back In The Sixties Have Large, Visible Tattoos? I Somehow Doubt It.

You Don’t Get Marooned, Or Worse, So Yay!

Zev/Xev Is A Character From The Science-Fiction Soap Opera “Lexx”, A Show That Was Often Less Funny Than It Tried To Be And Sometimes Had Some Serious Shortcomings In Its Storytelling Craftsmanship, But It’s Nevertheless One Of My Favorite Series,

Afterwards, You Also Have To Do The Dishes.

Oh No, Mistress, Not The Grammar Exercise!

Watching Them, You Already Feel Like A Winner.

Husbands, Dogs: It’s Easy To Get Confused.

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