Those are rather large dwarfs. Which I’m saying to distract you from the aweful rhyme I used.

Those are rather large dwarfs. Which I’m saying to distract you from the aweful rhyme I used.

Yeah You’re Pretty Good Looking (For A Girl) Your Eyes Are Wide Open And Your Thoughts Have Been Stolen By The Boys Who Took You Out And Bought You Everything You Want Now

Time Marches On. Although Your Chastity Cage Remains A Constant.

“You Shall Not Pass”? Shouldn’t She Have A Long, White Beard?

I Wonder How You Ended Up With Seventeen Spikes…

One Of The Cruelest Mistresses I Ever Invented.

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Γνῶθι Σεαυτόν (Know Thyself).

It Seems A Bit Unfair That Your Coach Is Getting The Trophy Instead Of You.

…And Then Enjoy The Years And Years Of The Horniness High Plateau.

Given That Half Of My Followers Have “Sissy” Somewhere In Their Tumblr Names, I Doubt That She’ll Be Very Popular Among Them.

She’s A Modern Robin Hood.

You Can Wear Them And Retain A Futile Hope.

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