You can’t plan for every contingency. Especially if you’re a whimsical keyholder bound to change your mind whenever it pleases you.

You can’t plan for every contingency. Especially if you’re a whimsical keyholder bound to change your mind whenever it pleases you.

Anonym Asked: What About A Couple Of Captions With Mean Hard Earned Or Random Rewards, Like Get Pounded In The Ass For Weeks To Earn A Foot Licking Or Licking Feet For Weeks To Win A Some Pounds In The Ass, With Chance

Much Of Our Terminology Like “Alpha Bitch” Or “Beta Boi” Implying A Strict And Obvious Hierarchy Is Taken From Studies Of Wolf Packs. Studies Which Actually Have Been Debunked And Discredited A Long Time Ago: Wolves Are Not Really Organized In

I Like How She Becomes So Excited By Her Fantasy That She Starts Twisting Her Hair.

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Vaginas Usually Don’t Come With Sharp, Pinching Parts, So The Simile Isn’t Very Apt.

The Images Are Taken From An Awesome Series Of Photos, Unfortunately Slightly Too Narrow For My Purposes (I Need Images Which Are At Least 640 Pixels Wide), So I Had To Go Through Some Contortions To Make It Work. Also, Superman Is A Bit Of A Strange

Could You Do Another I Love Her So Much Horny-Switch “Her” Refers To The Actress Debby Ryan, See &Amp;Ldquo;Double Request” For A Previous Caption. Well, I Did

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According To Plutarch, The Athenian Lawgiver Solon Advised Men To Have Sex With Their Wives At Least Three Times A Month – If She Was A Rich Heiress; Otherwise Even Solon Admitted That A Wife Couldn’t Expect Her Husband To Feel Obliged To Visit Her

Now You Can Feel Ashamed Both For Having A Penis That’s Too Large And Too Small To Satisfy Your Owner.

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She Forgot To Mention That She Absolutely Hates Giving Head And Practically Never Does It.

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