Vaginas usually don’t come with sharp, pinching parts, so the simile isn’t very apt.

Vaginas usually don’t come with sharp, pinching parts, so the simile isn’t very apt.

The Images Are Taken From An Awesome Series Of Photos, Unfortunately Slightly Too Narrow For My Purposes (I Need Images Which Are At Least 640 Pixels Wide), So I Had To Go Through Some Contortions To Make It Work. Also, Superman Is A Bit Of A Strange

Could You Do Another I Love Her So Much Horny-Switch “Her” Refers To The Actress Debby Ryan, See &Amp;Ldquo;Double Request” For A Previous Caption. Well, I Did

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According To Plutarch, The Athenian Lawgiver Solon Advised Men To Have Sex With Their Wives At Least Three Times A Month – If She Was A Rich Heiress; Otherwise Even Solon Admitted That A Wife Couldn’t Expect Her Husband To Feel Obliged To Visit Her

Now You Can Feel Ashamed Both For Having A Penis That’s Too Large And Too Small To Satisfy Your Owner.

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She Forgot To Mention That She Absolutely Hates Giving Head And Practically Never Does It.

Don’t Believe Liberal, Tree-Hugging Naysayers, Permanent Growth Is A Good Thing And A Fundamental Part Of Capitalism.

A Man And A Woman Sleeping With Each Other While The Woman Has Her Period Is A Crime Punishable By Death, According To Leviticus. But If The Portrayals Of Sitcoms And Other Tv Shows Are Anything To Be Believed, No Woman And No Man In The History Of Ever

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Love The Little Morning Star.

A Friendly Reminder That Today Is Winter Solstice (At Least In Half Of The World), And In These Cold And Dark Days, We All Need Some Love And Kink.

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