Another variation of my “let’s pretend that people never shower” theme.

Another variation of my “let’s pretend that people never shower” theme.

If This Were My Apartment, Then In No Possible Universe Would Those Shelves Be That Empty.

I Like How This One Turned Out; Once I Found The Photo, I Immediately Knew The Text, And All I Had To Do Was To Tweak The Colors A Bit.

If You Like This Caption, You Might Want To Also Check Out An Older Caption Of Mine.

I Had To Modify The Photo A Bit, The Original Version Had Her As The Slave Instead Of As The Mistress. And A Woman Having Fun Assuming The Submissive Role, I Can’t Allow That.or At Least It Doesn’t Fit The Overall Theme Of This Blog.

Isn’t Capitalism Sexy?

Had Your Fill Of Quadrillesthe Madison And Cheap Thrillsbored With The Beguinethe Samba Isn’t Your Scenethey’re Playing Our Tuneby The Pale Moon

Come This Way, Honored Odysseus, Great Glory Of The Achaians, And Stay Your Ship, So That You Can Listen Here To Our Singing; For No One Else Has Ever Sailed Past This Place In His Black Ship Until He Has Listened To The Honey-Sweet Voice That Issues

How Much Happier Would The Live Of Jason Had Been, If Only Medea Would Have Had Access To A Chastity Cage. Not To Mention Their Kids.

Actually, 1,004 By Now, But I’m Currently A Bit Occupied And Not Always Near My Keyboard. Anyway, I Found Another Pastiche I Haven’t Posted Yet (I Think).

That Actually Looks Practical. But Is It Cotton? Sheep Wool Is Always So Scratchy.

I Think Your Girlfriend Forgot To Put On Pants. On The Other Hand, Who Needs Pants With These Socks?

Of Course You Reminisce Constantly Thanks To All Those Friendly, Constant Reminders.

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