That actually looks practical. But is it cotton? Sheep wool is always so scratchy.

That actually looks practical. But is it cotton? Sheep wool is always so scratchy.

I Think Your Girlfriend Forgot To Put On Pants. On The Other Hand, Who Needs Pants With These Socks?

Of Course You Reminisce Constantly Thanks To All Those Friendly, Constant Reminders.

While I Was Away From The Keyboard Spending Some Time With My Family, Visiting Friends Or Found Other Reasons To Leave The House, I Received Three New Caption Requests. And It Seems All Three Requesters Felt Some Urgency To Their Request, Since This Is

Could You Be Willing To Do One Of A Girl Who Wants To Be A Guy And Gets It But The Witch That Gave Her The Dick Already Locked It In Chastity — Goon-Gurl

Can You Do A Iron Man One — Cum-Eating-Instructions-Cei

Things Don’t Look Too Bright For The Pawn On F7.

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I Just Discovered That Tumblr Seriously Degrades The Quality Of My Images As Soon As They Are Larger Than 1920 Pixels In Height; My Captions Are Always 640 Pixels Wide, Which Isn’t An Issue, Since The Width Limit Is 1280 Pixels, And Most Of Them Are

Paperwork? How Boring And Uninteresting. Hey, Look, What A Great Butt!

I Think It’s Unlikely That You Are Going To Leave Her After She Just Revealed That She’s Your Favorite Kind Of Woman.

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What Do You Think? Honest Airhead Or Manipulative Magnificent Bitch?

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