I love the olive, it’s such a funny detail, putting the whole thing right at the delightful edge between sexy and ridiculous.

I love the olive, it’s such a funny detail, putting the whole thing right at the delightful edge between sexy and ridiculous.

With Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Almost Here, Maybe You Could Make A Caption For Lupercalia, The Original, And Probably Sexier, Roman Version Of The Holiday, Where Infibulated Slaves Would Serve Their Misrtresses At Feasts And Orgies. – Anonymwe Had Guests

Swimming Without Taking The Tide Into Consideration Can Be A Bad Idea, Since The Receding Water Might Make It Difficult To Get Back To The Shore.

I Should Insert A Witty Comment Here, But I Lack The Energy To Give A Damn.

She Got A Call From A Phone Provider With An Offer To Change Her Mobile Plan, But She Quickly Derailed The Conversation.

“One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy.“ — Albert Camus

It Doesn’t Sound Like Locking (Or Unlocking) Are Everyday Activities.

The Lights And The Colors In This Photo Are Pretty Close To Perfection, Methinks.

The Ancient Greeks Believed That The Uterus, If Not Constantly Fed With Semen, Starts To Wander Around In A Woman’s Body Until It Finally Attacks And Bites Other Vital Organs, Leading To All Kinds Of Ailments And Behavioral Disorders, Subsumed Under

I Guess Most Of You Will Disagree, But I Think This Is One Of The Best Captions I Ever Wrote.

At Least She Doesn’t Tell You That It’s A Completely Transcendent Being Beyond The Realm Of Time, Something That Can Never Be Experienced While Entrapped In This Mortal Coil.

…She Also Puts Your Dvds In The Wrong Cases Whenever She Wants To Watch A Movie.

Probably You Shouldn’t Have Run Around The Campus Shouting “I Can’t Take This Any Longer”.

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