I should insert a witty comment here, but I lack the energy to give a damn.

I should insert a witty comment here, but I lack the energy to give a damn.

She Got A Call From A Phone Provider With An Offer To Change Her Mobile Plan, But She Quickly Derailed The Conversation.

“One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy.“ — Albert Camus

It Doesn’t Sound Like Locking (Or Unlocking) Are Everyday Activities.

The Lights And The Colors In This Photo Are Pretty Close To Perfection, Methinks.

The Ancient Greeks Believed That The Uterus, If Not Constantly Fed With Semen, Starts To Wander Around In A Woman’s Body Until It Finally Attacks And Bites Other Vital Organs, Leading To All Kinds Of Ailments And Behavioral Disorders, Subsumed Under

I Guess Most Of You Will Disagree, But I Think This Is One Of The Best Captions I Ever Wrote.

At Least She Doesn’t Tell You That It’s A Completely Transcendent Being Beyond The Realm Of Time, Something That Can Never Be Experienced While Entrapped In This Mortal Coil.

…She Also Puts Your Dvds In The Wrong Cases Whenever She Wants To Watch A Movie.

Probably You Shouldn’t Have Run Around The Campus Shouting “I Can’t Take This Any Longer”.

“Ut Adversas Res, Secundas Immoderate Ferre, Levitatis Est.“ — Cicero

So If She’s Supposed To Be From A Mirror Universe Where Every Superhero Has His Dark Counterpart, Then Why Doesn’t She Have A Goatee?I Think This Caption Is Actually Vaguely Inspired By Michael Manning’s Comic “Tranceptor”, Which Has Nothing

Marfisa You Are Soo Pretty. I Submit Straight Away. I Want To Be Under Your Gaze Forever – Roberti’m Astonished That You Know What I Look Like. Unless You Refer To My Avatar. That’s Actually A Drawing By The Talented Amanda Conner.

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