This one has so many different alternative captions, I had to divide them into two sections.

This one has so many different alternative captions, I had to divide them into two sections.

Maybe Your Silver Tongue Can Defuse The Situation.

It’s Good To Discuss These Things With A Kind And Caring Person.

Another Example Of My Obsession With Rust; See Also Rust Never Sleeps And Misplaced Parsimony.

A Poultry Farmer Needs Lots And Lots Of Cock Cages, But Even More Hen Houses.

Femdom Porn Is Obviously Calculated For The Enjoyment Of The Male Gaze, My Own Blog Included. How Would Femdom Porn Made For An Exclusively Female Audience Look Like? Considering That Both Men’s Magazines And Women’s Magazines Are Full Of Women Conforming

I Don’t Know, Seeing Her Showering Fully Clothed Looks Rather Sexy, Not Something I Would Characterize As Disappointing.

Growing Up Means That You Add The Dishwashing Detergent After The Water, To Produce Less Foam. Or You Buy A Dishwasher.

I Think You Should Apologize. And Kiss Her.

Shake And Quiver, Little Tree,Throw Leather And Latex Down To Me.

Better Luck Next Time. Although Next Time Will Probably Be Even Worse.

If It Makes You A Better Lover, Then She Shouldn’t Unlock You.

In The Deadpool Movie, Morena Baccarin’s Character, Vanessa, Is Quite The Domme. She Fucks Deadpool With A Strap-On. She Comforts Him About His Deformed Appearance Saying His Is “A Face She’d Love To Sit On.” And Employes Herself As A Prostitute,

GoneWildHairy GoneWildNotReviled