As so often when I try to come up with a short, tight version of a story, I can’t resist the temptation to create a more elaborate version.

As so often when I try to come up with a short, tight version of a story, I can’t resist the temptation to create a more elaborate version.

If She’s Right (And You Know That She’s Right), Then The Most Rational And Economic Course Of Action Would Be To Put On The Chastity Cage As Fast As Possible.

I Really Like Her Skeptical Look. And I’m Quite Content With My Text.

You Created A Monster. A Beautiful, Polished, Shiny Monster.

You Are Surely Glad To Hear That Your Worries Were Premature. Remember, Do Not Worry About Tomorrow, For Tomorrow Will Worry About Itself. Each Day Has Enough Trouble Of Its Own.

What Do All The Other Possible Colors Mean?

One Could Argue That She Is More Likely A Femme Fatale Pretending To Be An Ingénue, But Then Again, Maybe She Read Some Feminist Theory And Decided To Transcend Narrow Stock Characters Altogether.

Perhaps You Should Have Discussed Your Different Expectations And Notions, I Don’t Know, Two Days Ago?

But Can It Cure Cancer, Bring World Peace And Provide Limitless Clean Energy?

If Every Possible World Exists, Then There Is Hope There Are Infinitely Many Worlds Out There Where Construction Workers Actually Look Like Her.there Are Also Infinitely Many Worlds Where Lap Dancers Look Like Middle-Aged, Slightly Overweight Men With

For More Information On Infibulation, You Can Read “Rome” Or “The New Coach”. Or Look Up Wikipedia, If You Are Into Historically Accurate And Boring Information.

Lucky You: Unlike Her, You Can Experience This Feeling First-Hand.

Usually In This Kind Of Story, The Man Bets His Freedom And Looses. But What If That Already Happened?

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