I’m headed on a romantic vacation starting today! I’ve left some items in the queue, but content may get a bit slower this week. I’ll be back soon!

I’m headed on a romantic vacation starting today! I’ve left some items in the queue, but content may get a bit slower this week. I’ll be back soon!

When I Took My Assigned Seat And Looked Over To See This, I Knew It Was Gonna Be A Good Flight. The Extra Legroom In First Class Is Nice (Especially If You Want Someone Between Your Legs), But The Quality Of Woman You Find There Is The Real Bonus.knowing

I Try To Send Brian A Selfie Every Time His Girlfriend&Amp;Rsquo;S Sucking Me Off. Annoys The Hell Out Of Him When He&Amp;Rsquo;S Stuck At Work, But Since I&Amp;Rsquo;M Single He Has Nobody To Take It Out On&Amp;Hellip; Poor Guy. He Uses My Family A Lot, Though, So I

Every Summer, My Family Meets Up At The Lake House&Amp;Hellip; The Food&Amp;Rsquo;S Good And The Water&Amp;Rsquo;S Fun, But It&Amp;Rsquo;S My Cousins I Look Forward To Seeing The Most.

My School&Amp;Rsquo;S Chubby Chaser Club Picked My Sister Of All People To Focus Their Attention On. They Started Coming To My Place Every Afternoon, Dressing Her In Skimpy Outfits, And Then Feeding Her Junk Food And Weight Gain Supplements While They Took

My Aunt&Amp;Rsquo;S Always Been The Monogamous Type&Amp;Hellip; Totally Devoted To My Uncle In Every Way. No Matter How Much I Get Her To Satisfy Me, She Still Acts Like It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Big Betrayal And Apologizes To Her Husband!He Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Care Less, Of Cours

Being An Agent Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T So Bad. Performers Can Be Tough To Deal With, But They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Usually Hot, So Shutting Them Up With Your Cock Is An Option. You Just Have To Remember That&Amp;Ndash;Oh Shit, I Forgot To Fix Her Panties Before She Went Onstage.

&Amp;Ldquo;Hey, Look Over There,&Amp;Rdquo; My Buddy Ryan Said, Pointing Out The Girl At The Till. &Amp;Ldquo;Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T That The Chick In Philosophy Class Who Sticks Her Hand Up Every Five Minutes?&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Oh Yeah, It Is! I Hardly Recognized Her In All That

“Oh Look, Another Little Brat In My House… Lucky Me.”I Raised My Eyebrow At Her Rude Greeting. “I Just Moved In Across The Street, So I Came To Say Hello.”“Oh! I’m So Sorry, I Thought You Were Just Another—““That Said,” I Interrupted,

“See Man? I Told You Pregnant Girls Are Hot. Mine Is, Anyway&Amp;Hellip;”I Had To Admit, My New Friend Was Right. “Okay, You Win. I Guess That Chick In Class Today Was Just Plain Ugly, Huh? That’ll Teach Me To Generalize.”The Woman Slackened Out

Halfway Through Skyping My Girlfriend, I Saw Someone Come Up Behind Her And Lifter Her Ass Up Off The Bed. “Hey, Who’s That Guy?”“I Don’t Know, Dad Or My Brother Or Something,” She Replied, With A Shrug, Not Even Bothering To Look Around.“Brother,”

My Wife&Amp;Rsquo;S Quite Proud Of Making It Into A Top 10 Porno Mag&Amp;Hellip; I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Sure Why, Exactly, Since Nobody Reads Those Things Anymore. Still, They Paid For Her Boob Job, So Who Am I To Judge?I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Where My Little Girl Got It Into

“Aaaaaah&Amp;Hellip; Dammit&Amp;Hellip; Slow Down Mike,” My Wife Complained As I Pushed Deeper Into Her Ass.mrs. Devry Grabbed Her Hair. “Shut Up And Let The Man Take You,” She Said With A Giggle.“Fuck You.. Ah.. I Never Should’ve Agreed To A Lesbian

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