georgetakei: Everyone! Take note: things you don’t text after a first date. Aziz Ansari Reads Text From People Who May Be Single Forever

georgetakei: Everyone! Take note: things you don’t text after a first date. Aziz Ansari Reads Text From People Who May Be Single Forever

Waiterpede: The Only Thing High Maintenance About Me Is The Amount Of Chocolate You’re Going To Have To Buy To Keep Me Happy After Calling Me High Maintenance

Thewinchestercave: God Bless Captain America.

Prasejeebus: Delete This Immediately

Janineknows: Friend: I Don’t Know If I Can Do Thisme: Friend: I Don’t Have The Skills…Me:friend: Im Not Good Enough Me:friend: But I –Me:

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Jadehariey: Sassykardashian: Sassykardashian: Guess What I’m Doing Look At The Disappointment In Her Eyes

Unadeptly: Vikingalitarian: This Was A Wild Ride So True Though

Myladyfair: Do People Really Tell Tara Strong This?

Allons-Y-El-Buzzo: Please Take A Moment To Appreciate 1988 And 2015 Pixar Babies

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