People ask me sometimes what the best part of being a tanuki is: is it the built-in shapeshifting, or the naturally-massive balls? It’s kind of telling that they can’t imagine shapeshifting themselves nuts as big as they please, on top of whatever

People ask me sometimes what the best part of being a tanuki is: is it the built-in shapeshifting, or the naturally-massive balls? It’s kind of telling that they can’t imagine shapeshifting themselves nuts as big as they please, on top of whatever

“Cubby, I’m Home!” A Tingle Of Nervous Anticipation Passes Through My Body At The Friendly Greeting. In A Normal Relationship, I Might Be Excited To See You, But You And I Both Know This Is No Normal Relationship. I Mean, I’ve Been Tied Down

Blair Said He Was Trying To Forget. He Wouldn’t Say What Could’ve Been So Terrible That He’d Cancel Our Evening Out, But When Your Otter’s Hurting, Your Otter’s Hurting. So Instead Of Another Boring Party, We Decided To Binge Some Shows. His

I Told Dad He Didn’t Have To Come Pick Me Up At The Airport—I’m A Big Boy Now And I’ve Been Doing More Than Well Enough To Afford A Cab To His Place—But He Was Excited Enough For My Arrival That He Came Anyway, The Older Tiger Greeting Me At

The Memory Of My Commute Is Always A Little Hazy. Day After Day In The Same Routine, It’s Easy To Just Check Out And Forget All The Useless Little Details. The Sun Was Just Barely Visible Over The Plains As I Arrived At Rockwell’s Condo. “I’m

The Bite Of Winter On My Nose And The Crunch Of Snow Under My Paws Were A Gentle Distraction From The Feast In The Margrave’s Mansion—My Familiar Was Out Hunting. Ever Since We’d Bonded We’d Shared One Soul Across Two Bodies, But There Were Times

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