None of you are related to me

None of you are related to me

Sorry We&Amp;Rsquo;Re So Quiet Guys Ld And I Are Relaxing Away From The City Life For A Few Days. We&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be Posting Some New Sets Upon Our Return Mid Next Week. We Miss Youuuuuuu

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Always A Joke With This Little Dude On Laundry Day. Stop Ruining My Socks Ld! Geez!

What Are You Dreaming About Little Dude? A World Of Happiness? Where Bad Stuff Doesn’t Happen To People? Where We Can Just Live Freely And Not Have To Worry About Judgment, Hatred And Violence? Me Too Bud. Me Too. I Know This Blog Is About Dick Jokes.

Some Awesome Submissions From Some Super Awesome Ld Fans! Guys I&Amp;Rsquo;M Working On Getting More Stickers Available To You Asap!

Guys! Ld Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To Show You His Latest Art Project! He Thinks You&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Get A Kick Out Of It For Sure :] Preview Of Next Photo Set. Cumming Soon!!

Thingsmydickdoesnot Do - Pretend To Be Someone On Kik And Send Messages To People. This Dude Username &Amp;Ldquo;Duredick&Amp;Rdquo; Is On Kik Using A Pic Of Mine As His/Her Profile Trying To Chat People Up. Please Don’t Trust Them. Also. Feel Free To Send

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Want A Chance To Win This Ld Original Turkey Tracing?? Just Reblog! That&Amp;Rsquo;S It! I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Randomly Pick Someone Who Reblogged This Image On Monday! The Little Dude In Image Not Included

Hey @Bbbbridgett Guess What&Amp;Hellip;. You Didnt Win. Just Kidding! You Did :] Ld Knew We Were Using A Number Generator But He Really Wanted To Pretend He Pulled Your Name Out Of A Hat. I Told Him How Crazy It Would Have Been To Write Down 1000 Names On

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The Little Dude Was So Happy With Our Recent Care Package From Omgcondoms That He Insisted We Do A Fun Little Shoot. He Really Does Love Those Stickers Doesn’t He?? Well, Needless To Say, He Cannot Wait To Try All Of These Different Ones Out :D He Was

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