cum-in-kleenex:Advice 4 betas ;)Sure tissues aren’t that expensive, but just think, that’s money you could be using to pay a beautiful goddess, or to pay your virgin cum tax! I have to say this seems like an interesting Advice column indeed…

cum-in-kleenex:Advice 4 betas ;)Sure tissues aren’t that expensive, but just think, that’s money you could be using to pay a beautiful goddess, or to pay your virgin cum tax! I have to say this seems like an interesting Advice column indeed…

I’m Already Broken And Have Been For Years&Amp;Hellip;

She’s A Hip Chick So She Totally Gets It! She Knows What You Deserve, And Hint Hint, It’s Not Pussy. She Knows You’re More Suited For Handpussy Or Two Finger Tugging, Or Maybe Even Reject Rubs?

Your Goddess Knows That If She Didn’t Keep Your Little Member Securely Locked Away In Chastity, You Would Be Constantly Diddling Yourself Like An Immature School Boy Who Just Found A Secret Stash Of His Uncles Playboy Magazines. At The End Of The Day,

Look On The Bright Side Beta!

Finally Some Good News For A Change!

If You’re Hanging Out With An Alpha Female, And She Finds Out What You’re Packing, Don’t Be Surprised If You End Up Locked In Chastity.

Awww, That’s So Nice Of You To Do Her Homework For Her, Again! It’s Also Really Sweet That You Wash Her Car, And Do Her Laundry, And Paint Her Toe Nails, And Brush Her Hair, And Buy Her Shoes And Listen To Her Attentively When She Talks About Her

So Hot!

They Totally Know&Amp;Hellip;

How Was Your Weekend, Beta?

Your Sexy Auntie Know How Much You Wank! And Now She’s Going To Have To Give You A Spanking Over Her Knee To Help Motivate You To Keep Your Grades Up.

Go To Amazon.com And Buy Yourself Some Knee Pads Wimps, You Never Know When You Might Need Them!?&Amp;Hellip;

LipsThatUsedToGrip LisaAnn