This is why I can’t have nice things. First time getting a soda in weeks and I type in the wrong number in the keypad.

This is why I can’t have nice things. First time getting a soda in weeks and I type in the wrong number in the keypad.

It’s The Small Victories, Man. I Just Walked Straight Into A Group Of 40 Or 50 And Got Myself A Piece Of Cake All On My Own And I Didn’t Feel Like Running Away Like A Little Girl! Progress! Oh But I Also Got Red As A Tomato While Singing Happy

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So It&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Around A Year Since We Adopted Suki, Our Australian Shepherd, But I Lost The Contact Information Of Her Previous Owners. I Went Looking For It On An Old Phone Bill I Had From Last Year And Managed To Find It. Sent Them A Message With

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