Seriously, is there anyone around today who wants to talk to me without shitting all over my feelings?

Seriously, is there anyone around today who wants to talk to me without shitting all over my feelings?

So Yeah, I Guess Friends Are Just Too Much For Me To Ask For These Days. What About Acquaintances? People Who Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Mind Talking To Me? A Reason I Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Look Forward To The Possibility Of Dying In My Sleep? Fuck It, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just

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What If We Bioengineered Trees To Have Milk Instead Of Sap, So Whenever A Vegan Wanted A Glass Of Milk They Could Just Head On Over To The Nourishing Tree And Suckle Its Splintery Udders

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Okay, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Feeling Better Now. That Said, What&Amp;Rsquo;S A Guy Gotta Do To Get A Virtual Hug Around Here?

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There Should Be A Pro Wrestler Who Calls Himself Albus Rumbledore And Works Magic With His Muscles.

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Reblog If You Would Meet Them At The Airport Gate And Run At Each Other In Slow Motion, Arms Wide Open While “At Last” Plays Over The Pa System

Why The Fuck Is It That Every Time I Do Something Or Say Something Or God Forbid Think Something That I Happen To Be Wrong In Everyone&Amp;Rsquo;S Eyes Except My Own? Is Has Become Blatantly Obvious That I Am Some Shambling Dipshit Who Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be

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