You'Re Actually Kidding Me! That Tiny Shrimp Could Never Please Any Woman In The World.

You'Re Actually Kidding Me! That Tiny Shrimp Could Never Please Any Woman In The World.

In Case You Forgot, You'Re Just A Helpless Little Guy Who Can Never Make A Woman Happy, Let Alone A Queen Like Me

Could You Please Do Me A Favour And Lock Yourself Up At Home? Because No One Would Like To See Your Micro Penis.

Apologise To Mommy Now For Having Such A Tiny Shrimp

I Know You'Re Scared That I Might Laugh At How Small It Is

What'S The Use Of Having Such A Micro Penis? A Toothpick?

I'M All Set To Kickstart My Day By Clowning Some Losers With Their Puny Peckers. Who'S First Up To Bat?

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Are You Prepared To Endure A Savage Roasting From An Asian Bully?

I Used To Think All Dicks Were This Size, But Then I Saw Yours. It Doesn’t Even Measure Up To Half. That Must Be Pretty Shameful, Right Beta?

I Bet A Little Squeeze Is All It Takes To Jerk Off That Tiny Cock. Am I Right?

You Were Late For The Cock Distribution, You Got The Smallest And Most Useless One

Do We Have Any Losers Here Who Can Endure My Brutal Humiliation?

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