sketchshark: I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup.

sketchshark: I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup.

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Noxyouraveragefangirl: Me: Really Wants A Romantic Relationship Me: Never Develops Strong Feelings For Anyone Me:

How Does That Work You’re A Bicycle

Eatingisfab: Dear Soulmate, Where The Fuck Are You

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Cirillaofcintra: Dying In A Game And Being Transported Back To The Latest Save When You Haven’t Saved In Like 3 Hours

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Seitanickush: Gqa1: Reblog In 5 Seconds For Good Luck This Worked Last Night Lets Go For Round Two

Fuks: Puppy Caught Eating Paper Decides Killing Witness Is The Only Way Out.

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