praying that 2016 brings me a fatter ass and a fatter wallet

praying that 2016 brings me a fatter ass and a fatter wallet

Shiney'S Spot

Cyberdepressed: But Its Funny How We Hate Ourselves But Then We See Other People Hating Themselves And We’re Like No No Dont Do That No

Trashboat: Laurlaurrdraws: Stability: “Toodles” Chaotic Neutral Lawful Evil

Smitethepatriarchy: Rspnsblprty: Weloveshortvideos: Mankind Stands No Chance This Is So Fucking Funny Every Goddamn Time I See It Fuck I’m Just Not Sure What The Umbrella Spear Guy’s Endgame Was There.

Zaliti: Tino-Is-Love-Tino-Is-Wife: “You Have A Great Personality!” Thanks I Constructed It So You Wouldnt Abandon Me Me Af

Voiceofkiki: Cloverclark: It’s Ironic. When I Worked In Fast Food For Minimum Wage, They Would Yell At Us And Lecture Us About “Stealing” Fries And Burgers (While We Had To Throw Out Tons Of Food Every Day) As Though The Giant Billion-Dollar

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Welcome-To-The-Slut-Garden: Atomify: Do You Ever Just Get The Overwhelming Urge To Cry Because You Think You’re Not Going To Go Far In Life Because You’re Not As Smart Or As Talented As The People Around You Or As Well Off

Ourpathsmaynevercross: Pardonmewhileipanic: Verbalvomits: Master Post Of My Hp Comics This Is Exactly How I Remember Things @Onepackfrombroke Ded

Wattpadfic: Tumblr Is So Funny Bc U Could Have 20,000 Followers But Then Only Get 3 Notes On Some Posts Which Is Basically The Equivalent Of Performing A Song In Front Of A Sold Out Arena And Hearing Like…2 People Clapping And One Weak Cheer

Henryfoss: Nickvelantine: Henryfoss: Okay I’m Trying To Find This One Particular Meme… I’m Hoping That With This Rough Recreation I Just Made In Paint I Can Stir Someone’s Memory And They Can Send Me The True Meme. It Looks Something Like This:

Jly: I Need To Date Someone Goofy So We Can Be Goofy Together

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