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gobbletillyouwobble: Do I have to beg y'all to send me asks?? Yes

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Stormyraywater: Hey Guys. I Am In The Hole Because Of A Purchase I Didn’t Make. If I Don’t Get Out I’m Going To Be In More Debt. I Need Money And I’ll Write Almost Anything For $10. If You Could Reblog This Please Do. @Papytun @Bitchy-Musume

Dateacutiesuggestion: Date A Cutie Who Snuggles With You When Its Cold Outside

I’m Moving!

Worldsworstfather: Character: Falls Asleep In A Chair Or At A Desk From Sheer Exhaustion Their Love Interest: Places A Blanket Over Their Shoulders, Gently To Avoid Disturbing Them Me: Their Love Interest: *Picks Them Up And Bridal Carries Them To

Curiooftheheart: Queen-Of-Dirt: Moth-Mobile: Pyronoid-D: Pyronoid-D: Pyronoid-D: Pyronoid-D: /R/Choosingbeggars Is The Only Good Subreddit I’ve Decided This Is One Of The Best Ones I’ve Found From There Damn You’re Right This

Weirdtrek: I Finally Found A Friend That Didn’t Cringe When I Tried To Introduce Them To Star Trek! We Started With Tos And Then I Sprinkled In Some Tng For Good Measure, And Last Time She Came Over To Hang And I Asked Her Which Show She Was In

Pearlmarley: When The Passenger Car Door Isn’t Unlocked Yet

Gobbletillyouwobble: Yourbigsisnissi: 3Smalleyes: Bitch Im Triggered But Let This Be A Reminder Don’t Try To Supplement Their Lack Of Effort By Over Compensating With More Effort. If They Don’t Care, You Don’t Care. Op Leave Me Alone

Stabsinthe: “You Cannot Kill Me In A Way That Matters” Is So Raw And Powerful But It Comes From An Incomprehensible Shitpost About Mushrooms

Brinigi: These Ads Are Pure Fucking Gold I Haven’t Stopped Laughing For At Least 7 Minutes

Pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird: Tracking Service, As Helpfully As Possible: Your Order Is Out For Delivery! It Should Arrive By 8 Pm Today! Me, Sitting By The Door At 8:12 Am: Pakige

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