Why am I laughing so fucking hard at this stupid ad?

Why am I laughing so fucking hard at this stupid ad?

Balloonraccoon: Anonymoustypewriter: Dreams85Andmore: Endangered-Justice-Seeker: Typical Rainy Day In Venice For A Second I Thought This Was A Themed Restaurant Humans Will Literally Adapt To Anything What Kind Of Chaotic Serenity

Goldenshuri: Joulejay: Not Gonna Lie Chief If Your Stance On Incest Shipping Isnt An Automatic “Ew Thats Fucking Abhorrent” Then You Will Get These Hands “But X Is Adopted So Technically-“

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Heaven4Everyone: December 1St Is World Aids Day. Take Care Of Those Who Are Suffering And Remember Those Who Have Already Lost The Battle.

Lecterings: ‘Where Is The Pen I Was Using Like 3 Seconds Ago’ An Autobiography I’ll Never Write Because I Keep Losing The Pen I Was Using Like 3 Seconds Ago.

Drunklander:

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Thatfunnyblog: Some Chill Positivity From A 1998 Sesame Street Book About The Letter F

Drinking-Tea-At-Midnight: Tibets: It’s Nice That They Have A Sticker Specifically For People Who Voted Republican

Zinnc: I Love Him??

One-Million-People: Undercover-Thotpatrol:

Missmentelle: This Is A Big, Giant List Of Youtube Tutorials That Will Teach You All The Basic Life Skills You Need To Know In Order To Be A Functional Adult. There Are A Lot Of Important Skills That Aren’t Included In This List, But This Should Be

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