Trying on outfits, Bettie Bauhaus settles for this number. Perfect, babe.

Trying on outfits, Bettie Bauhaus settles for this number. Perfect, babe.

Uh Oh, Someone’s Been Hitting The Makeup Kit After Finishing Off The Wine Again. Danni Ashe Looks Like A Sexbot From A Bad ‘80S Sci-Fi Flick, D-Cup Martians Attack!

Nikki Knockers Would Like Me To Pull Her Strings. Happy To Help!

Relax, Wendy Fiore Has Everything In Hand.

Nice Pillows, Brandy Robbins.

Look Who Showed On My Doorstep - Without Any Underwear. Other Dinner Guests Usually Bring Dessert, Danni Ashe.

Only Kelly Madison Knows How To Get Me Out Of Bed On A Cold Morning.

It’s A Cold Morning So I Have To Bring Out The Big Guns To Motivate Myself And Get Out Of Bed. Sound Like A Job For Lorna Morgan.

Wendy Fiore Out In The Hills. She Looks Like A Wild Version Of Megan Draper When She’s Out In California Pursuing Her Acting Career. Groovy.

Raquel Welch In 1979 - She Must Have Been Born In A Bikini.

Nice Specs, Miss.

Nadine Jansen Looking Frilly.

Went Outside With A Flashlight Last Night And Found Out Who’s Been Knocking Over My Garbage Pails. It’s Wendy Fiore In Jeans And A Gray Bra With Black Lace Trim. Okay Then.

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