On average? 5 a day. Unless I have a Second Coming…. HA! =P

On average? 5 a day. Unless I have a Second Coming…. HA! =P

There&Amp;Rsquo;S No Way This Was An Accident&Amp;Hellip; Look At That Fuckers Smug Look! I Know That Look. I Get That Same Look Whenever I See My Own Cock&Amp;Hellip;. =)

Honestly&Amp;Hellip; I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Why Americans Find This Funny. Since When Is Being Nice A Bad Thing&Amp;Hellip; I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Get It&Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Gt;_&Amp;Gt;

I Feel Ya Man, Happens To Me Almost Hourly&Amp;Hellip;. =)

Ha. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Done This. Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Judge Me. ^_^

Lmao&Amp;Hellip;. Dont Even Ask Me Why I Find This So Funny. But I Do. It Made Me Snort I Laughed So Hard. =)

Please Note&Amp;Hellip;. His Brain Is Lit Up Too. We Dont Just Think With Our Cocks Thank You Very Much! Hmph! ^_^

It Constantly Amazes Me That Women Never Ever See This Obvious And Complete Logical Rebuttle Coming&Amp;Hellip; Every Time I Say It They Get This Shocked Feeling On Their Faces. Like They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Having An Epiphany&Amp;Hellip; Its Great. ^_^

&Amp;Hellip;. Sweet Gods&Amp;Hellip;. I Hope This Person Failed Whatever Medical Course They Were Enrolled In&Amp;Hellip; For The Sake Of Our Children&Amp;Hellip;.

&Amp;Hellip;. Genius.

See? Even Floods Have Silver Linings! ^_^

I Am Far Too Patriotic To Not Post This&Amp;Hellip; Enjoy..

&Amp;Hellip;. So Not Fair&Amp;Hellip; =(

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