Well fuck me…. I wish something that cool would EVER happen to me. XD

Well fuck me…. I wish something that cool would EVER happen to me. XD

Efeba: Rudeandgingerdoctor: Do You Ever Get So Far Down In Your Dash That Your Computer Starts Getting Slow And Acting Stupid And You’re Like: It’s Time To Resurface

Aqibrehman: She Texted Me: “Your Adorable.” I Replied: “No. You’re Adorable.” Now She Thinks I Like Her. All I Did Was Point Out Her Typo.

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This Is Me Warning You!

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Deathbycas: My Dash Did A Thing… And It Was A Great Thing

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