whoever invented light switches on the outside of bathroom doors was probably an only child

whoever invented light switches on the outside of bathroom doors was probably an only child

So Much Great Porn Goes Unwatched Due To Poor Thumbnail Choices

Obviousplant: I Left This Important Business Accessory In A Staples. &Amp;Hellip; Want.

People Who Think Driving Slower Is Safer Than Driving At Normal Speed Are Like Those People Who Think Using A Dull Knife Is Safer Than Using A Sharp Knife.

Ha.

Advice-Animal:they Had A Problem With Gender-Neutral Pronouns… Can’t Even Express How Much I Love This. The Whole “Lets Make Up Words And Attach Them To Highly Specific Groups With Abstract And Nearly Useless Definitions And Then Pretend Like

Awwww-Cute: A Baby Bat Yawning

Just Once In My Life I Want To Be In A Relationship Where A Woman Actively Loves My Cock. Like&Amp;Hellip; Just Wants To Play With It Always. It Sounds Nice.

Hazbin Hotel Screencaps

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&Amp;Hellip; I Know This Is A Joke, But This Should Be A Real Thing&Amp;Hellip; There Are&Amp;Hellip; Engineering Issues If You Have A Larger Penis&Amp;Hellip;

Sweet-Lo:please Make My Collarbone A Cradle For Your Kisses. Sigh.

Strawberrybih: I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Used My Timer For Pics Before Hmmm I Like It Hair. &Amp;Lt;3

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