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I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on a Wednesday?

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on a Wednesday?

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

I’m thinking about buying beer, but is it right to drink a six pack on

Good Point. Off To The Local Store To Purchase Budweiser. Or Maybe A Lager, Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Feeling Like A Real Pretentious Fuckstick. Or Ooooh, I Could Go For A Guinness And Egg.

Good Point. Off To The Local Store To Purchase Budweiser. Or Maybe A Lager, Because

Corner Store Man Says He Wants To See Some Id The Lord Is My Id Motherfucker I Ain&Amp;Rsquo;T Showing You Shit Give Me My Shit. And Then He Sold Me My Brews And Now In Going To Drink Alone Like A Loser.

Corner Store Man Says He Wants To See Some Id The Lord Is My Id Motherfucker I Ain&Amp;Rsquo;T

Drinking Fancy As Hell Tonight

Drinking Fancy As Hell Tonight

If I Were To Make It With A Porn Star, Its Probably Be Sasha Grey. Not Cause I Find Her Attractive Or Anything, Cause Honestly I Think Shes Gross, But Because She Burned Her Name In The Porn Industry, And I Respect That Level Of Fucking Up.

If I Were To Make It With A Porn Star, Its Probably Be Sasha Grey. Not Cause I Find

Like, If I Were In Porn, Id Be So Radical. My Name Would Be Frankenstein, And Id Have Fake Bolts Coming Out Of The Side Of My Neck, And Id Be So Rad.

Like, If I Were In Porn, Id Be So Radical. My Name Would Be Frankenstein, And Id

The Girl My Grandma Arranged For Me To Marry Just Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request, Should I Accept?

The Girl My Grandma Arranged For Me To Marry Just Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request,

The Biebs Is A Character

The Biebs Is A Character

She Is Like 5'1 90 Lbs, Ill Lock Her Little Ass In My Pantry She Tries To Come At Me Sideways.

She Is Like 5'1 90 Lbs, Ill Lock Her Little Ass In My Pantry She Tries To Come

It Kinda Sucked Back Then Cause I Can Remember Going To Visit My Grandparents And It Was Like Every Year Someone I Grew Up With Got Married, And My Grandma Especially Would Be Like &Amp;Ldquo;Eddie Are You Gay? If You Gay You Can Tell Me I Know You Americans

It Kinda Sucked Back Then Cause I Can Remember Going To Visit My Grandparents And

Oh Yeah Shes Plenty Cute, It Was Never Her Looks, Just The Fact I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want A Wife At 22. Like, No. No Thanks. That And She Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Live In America And I Was Like Naw Brah, America Or Bust.

Oh Yeah Shes Plenty Cute, It Was Never Her Looks, Just The Fact I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T

Hell I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want A Committed Relationship At 22, Let Alone A Wife.

Hell I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want A Committed Relationship At 22, Let Alone A Wife.

Well, Some Things Never Change. Her English Is Still Trash And My Japanese Is Still Trash So That&Amp;Rsquo;S Nice To Know. But She Gets It Wrong With Enthusiasm.

Well, Some Things Never Change. Her English Is Still Trash And My Japanese Is Still

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