williamzeppeli: tactical espionage action TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTIONS?!

williamzeppeli: tactical espionage action TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTIONS?!

Imagine Us Sitting At The Marriage Counselor. I Tell Him Of My Crippling Inadequacy In Our Marriage. You Tell Him That You Are A Frigid Bitch. The Councelor Lights His Pipe. You Bury A Letter Opener From His Desk Deep In My Throat. He Puffs From His Pipe

Endnegativity: 16Germans: Dedbae: Triplecrowned: Afrofilipino: This Is So Unfunny Like Nicki Is Obviously Not Happy With This She’s Going To Rip Him Apart With Her Bare Hands James Franco Is A Piece Of Shit And I Don’t Understand How Anyone

Villainery: Imnotjailbait: I-G-G-Bye She Still Hot Who Dat Who Dat T-R-I-A-G-E

Atari5200Controller: New Tights, Yay! Put Your Mr. Bones Joke Here

Reading Bleach Lately Is Like Being Beaten Viciously By Several Phone Books Tied To Metal Cables.

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Reblog If You're A Nobody On Tumblr But You're Still Very Proud Of Your Blog.

I Lay On The Kitchen Table, Split From Sternum To Crotch. As My Blood Cools You Light A Cigarette. Your Hands Shaking From Exhaustion And Depleted Adrenaline. You Slump In The Chair, Your Hair Hanging Limply Over Your Face. It Was Our Anniversary.

My Inadequacy Leaves Me Impotent, As You Get Out Of The Bed From Yet Another Failed Attempt At Intimacy, I Roll Over And Look At The Clock. The Time Is 11:30. I Regret My Decisions. The Water Faucet Comes On In The Bathroom.

Classicallyleone: Guystud: Guystud: These Middle School Boys Are Wtching Some Anime On The Bus Its Weirdly Cute Bc Theyre All Huddled Around The Laptop Totally Into It They Were Watching Hentai We All Saw That Coming It Was Kind Of Predictable

I Watched My First Episode Of Steven Universe Today, And I Was Honestly Incredibly Disappointed. At Least During The Parts Where Steven Was Talking

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