They say it takes 10,000 hours of practice to perfect a skill. You better get started.

They say it takes 10,000 hours of practice to perfect a skill. You better get started.

It&Amp;Rsquo;S An Important Milestone. You Should Celebrate By Posting An Ad On Craigslist Looking For A &Amp;Ldquo;Mean Daddy&Amp;Rdquo;.

The Sobbing Will Only Make Her Want To Hurt You More. So Maybe You Do Want To Keep Crying. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Here To Judge.

You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Really Want To Date, Do You? Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T You Rather Forgo A Social Life And Just Lick Mean Girls&Amp;Rsquo; Assholes?

It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Fair For Her To Wait From Thursday Until Friday Night To Get Her Ass Worshipped. Your Monthly Orgasm Can Wait Until Your Next Monthly Orgasm.

If You Do A Truly Thorough Job, She May Let You Eat Actual &Amp;Lsquo;Real People&Amp;Rsquo; Food Off Of Her Ass. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Good To Have Goals.

Just Let Her Adjust Her Socks And Call Over Her Friends In The Cheerleading Squad.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sure She Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Abuse Her New Position. But You&Amp;Rsquo;D Still Better Practice Saying Please And Thank You. And Begging.

Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T You Do Everything You Can To Help Her Excel?

Just Think How Red Your Face Will Be When Someone Catches You, And Your Girlfriend Yells, &Amp;Ldquo;Help! There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Pervert Kissing My Ass!&Amp;Rdquo;

Oddly, You Find Yourself Taking Her To More And More Public Places.

Thorough Is Right. This Could Take Hours.

A Sorority&Amp;Rsquo;S Live-In Asskisser&Amp;Rsquo;S Work Is Never Done&Amp;Hellip;

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