satan-boy: My mom still doesn’t understand I’m Trans so I got her a card

satan-boy: My mom still doesn’t understand I’m Trans so I got her a card

Trillow: &Amp;Ldquo;Hello 911 I’d Like To Report A Murder In Th-&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Haha, Wow You’re A Little Snitch. Hold On A Sec. Hey Dave, Check Out This Fuckin Snitch On Line Three&Amp;Rdquo;

Vintagerosegirl: There Are Super Nice People In The World And Then There Are Not So Super Nice People In The World And I’ve Encountered Both Kinds Today. But Oh Well…My Eyeliner Was Spot On Today So No One Can Bring Me Down. These Are Some Words

Hauntedjaeger: Thaxted: #The Strength Of Their Bond Is Part Of What Allows Them Both To Save The Fucking World And They Weren’t Even In The Same Jaeger.

Solluxsmatesprit: I Hate When You Have To Order At A Restaurant, But All The Menu Items Have Really Goofy Or Long Names. Like Wtf Its So Embarrassing To Look Your Waiter In The Eyes And Be Like “Yes I’ll Have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib

Fools-Game: Dboybaker: Thedreadpiratejames: Theothercogirl: Tatmanblue: Amazing Awww Wow. That Took Guts. At First I Was Like Okay Why Are We Throwing Away A Ladder And Then My Heart Melted. True Story. Oh Ma Goodness Babies

A Nice Young Man

Broadway-Aradia: I Really Want To Carry A Torch In A Cave Just Like One Time

Pinkmanjesse: It Took Us Three Days To Make That Potato Salad Three Days

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Revvann: Rock-Allday: Don’t Fear Death, Fear The State In Which You Will Die. I Was Always Afraid Of Ohio

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Wrote-Miss-Ibis: Cellarspider: Lyricalred: Whiskyrunner: Just A Reminder:the Natural Diet Of These Birds Is Bones. Not Just Bone Marrow; Actual Bone Shards. They Pick Up Huge Freaking Bones From Carcasses And Drop Them Onto Rocks Until They Get Spiky

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