intense-wizardy: pizzaforpresident: I would take a bullet for garlic bread who would shoot a garlic bread

intense-wizardy: pizzaforpresident: I would take a bullet for garlic bread who would shoot a garlic bread

Coming Soon [Speakers Blow Out] To Own On Dvd [Children Scramble For The Remote] And Video Cassette [Atomic Bomb Explodes In Living Room]

Wilclcat: Victor-F-Baby: Ectobiolosassy: Crazieecatladyy: How To Get The D I Think I Don’t Want It Anymore As A Math Person I Will Give The D To Any Girl That Can Solve This. As A Girl ‘Math Person’ I Will Tell You That You Can’t Solve

Givemeinternet: Fuck Your Rules Son

Parcelhare: Parcelhare: I Just Gave A Goblin An Accidental Handjob In D&Amp;Amp;D I’m So For Anyone Curious, I Tried To Rip His Dick Off And Then Botched My Roll. Now Our Caravan Won’t Stop Calling Me The “Hand Of Mercy”

1Boo: Greencrook: The First Time Someone Tried To Steal My Bag In The Subway I Panicked And I Broke His Arm With An Umbrella And Since Then None Of My Friends Will Let Me Forget About This.if You Think This Was A Badass Moment You Need To Remember I’m

Sarah531: The Other Day I Had A Really Good Idea For A Story: A High School Shakespeare Club Angrily Splits Into Two Groups When They Can’t Agree On The Correct Interpretation Of Romeo And Juliet. One Group Thinks It’s A Cautionary Tale About The

Projectwk: Snarkay: Science. I Think My Brain Just Exploded

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Pnemersonia: #The Time Disney Got So Close To Incest They Cancelled The Show What

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Emcee-Ironchef: Cupsnake: Nuclearbummer: Lego Why Would You Do That Why Would You Fucking Do That The Most Deadly Wrestling Move In Existence, The Lego Drop. Legend Has It The Gods Themselves Used This As Punishment

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